MotU gets published!

Have you read Master of the Universe?  Don't go look for it - it's not there anymore.  It's getting published this month as Fifty Shades of Grey!!!  I am one of the many blogs participating in the MotU tribute today, and I'm super excited to be involved! A hearty welcome to you, if you're new here!
I have read MotU, and loved it, although I am sorry to say I didn't follow it off of fanfiction.net, so I'll be waiting until the sequel gets published, I suppose, to find out what happens after the first part!  That's okay - it's a small price to pay (no matter what it costs).  My post today is going to be a little personal, because what originally drew me into the story (apart from the huge recommendations it was getting all over the interwebs) was the location where it begins.

In the beginning of Snowqueens Icedragon's Master of the Universe, Edward Cullen is staying at the Heathman Hotel in Portland, Oregon while Bella is set to graduate from Washington State University - Vancouver.  As most of you know, I live in Portland, so my contribution to this tribute to MotU is a visual peek at these locations.  It just so happens I have a work connection to the Heathman (I don't want to say more than that in case someone from work stumbles across this blog), so I put that to use and got some photos that aren't found on the website.  Then, one sunny day, I headed downtown to the Heathman to get some photos and snuck into some of the private dining areas - in which Bella and Edward have a very important dinner in the story - so you could see what those look like.  Finally, I drove out to the Vancouver campus of WSU for some pics of that.  When you get your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey, if it's still set in Portland/Vancouver in the beginning, now you'll know what it looks like!  You're welcome.  And here's to Icy!

 The Heathman as seen from SW Broadway and Salmon facing South
(as always, click any photo to enlarge)

 Another view.  You can see the restaurant awning a little better here - the two are connected inside, but also have separate entrances.  On the corner is Cacao, a hot chocolate shop.  I've never been there, but this spot used to house a coffee shop, and I had been there, it was good.  It was not, however, the coffee shop to which Edward took Bella in the story - that's the Portland Coffee House (and I've been there several times, it was very good, now it's closed... although the location still houses a coffee shop).

 Across SW Broadway - the facade.

 
A close-up of the hotel entrance.  The doormen wear Beefeater costumes.  Fun fact. :)
A close-up of the window signage.  On the other side of this window is the Marble Bar, where our characters meet before dinner.  As I want to be allowed back, I did not try to take a picture inside.  But they make awesome drinks, and have a great wine selection.

After their drink in the Marble Bar, the couple head up this staircase to the Private Dining rooms.

 
The mezzanine corridor - the top of the stairway in the previous picture is over on the left here.
The view down into the tea room from the mezzanine.

Now, the rooms into which I poked my trespassing head were between uses, so they don't look great.  Also, in the original story she has the characters going into a small-ish, sumptuous, single-table private dining room, which the Heathman doesn't really have - so I imagine one of these rooms with just all the tables cleared out except one, and potentially comfy chairs or a sofa or something brought in - you know Mr. Cullen would have had them set it up however he wanted.  So here's what they look like...

The Sellwood Room
Another view (when I got a little bolder and ventured on in).

From the Sellwood, looking into the Hawthorne and Morrison rooms.

A promotional shot of the Broadway room.

Sadly, I was not gutsy enough to try to talk my way into one of the guest rooms - I do need to maintain a level of discretion and all.  But I was lucky enough to be able to get some pictures of the Presidential Suite - the biggest and best, and where Fifty Shades would have stayed for sure.  So here's the bed in which he (or Bella, after her night at the bar) would have slept:
Lovely, no?

The whole room.

The dining area - you can see the bedroom in the back still.

The view from the "living" area into the bedroom.  Kitchen on the left.

 The view from the bedroom into the living area.

 The living area and fireplace.

Sigh.

A few days later, I drove up to Washington State University Vancouver. Fun fact: before reading MotU, I did not know this college existed, and I've lived less than 25 miles from it my entire life.


 The banners in Vancouver - it's so odd to me that I didn't know this was here!

 
Official sign
 The drive up to campus...

 A WSUV building

 The Student Center

 Maybe this is what they call "the Quad" here...

 This made me think of you ladies - how appropriate that their school mascot is the Cougar, no?

 Desolate parking lot and buildings - it was Easter Sunday.

 New construction - perhaps sponsored by Cullen Enterprises Holdings, Inc?

 Campus map

 The building on the left is the Undergraduate classroom building.  This is a pretty small school (only 3000 or so students according to their website).

That pretty much concludes our tour!  Thank for taking this trip with me - I enjoy seeing actual locations used in stories, so I hope you did, too.

The location may have been what drew me in, but I was soon hooked on this story because of the characters - both are complex and realistically written, and I cared what happened to them. Plus: the lemon-y goodness I didn't know I was going to love as much as I did - Icy definitely knows her way around the Red Room (blindfolded and in cuffs).  But I've taken enough of your time with my many photos!

Please go visit the other sites participating in today's tribute:
and the future-girl who started it all...

Also, if you have any idea how to use Tumblr (unlike me):

Biel
MelbieToast

I leave you with the picture I took of Escala (Fifty's condo building) en route to Forks last year:
What's that in the top window?  Do I see hands pressed against the glass??? ;-)

Tie me to the Bedpost, Fifty

 Goooooooood morning, Thirsty Birds!

Didja miss me?  I've been trying to keep my RL from flying off the rails.  So far, I seem to have been successful, but I make no promises to be around regularly until I'm sure I'm back on solid ground.  However, this week the fandom called in the guise of a message from the future (i.e. TwiKiwi50).  In an effort to not be stuck in the past, this post actually precedes what will be an epic Sunday slew of posts, so let's ('lets?) get to it!

I present unto you for your drinking/reading pleasure: Tie Me To The Bedpost. (#2)
 
 This is a promising list of ingredients. Line 'em up, boys!

 A Red Room of Refreshments

 "Why am I tied up?"
"Are you a sadist?"
 
 "I thought you'd been too busy with 'work' to be reading that fan fic stuff anymore."

 Sorry, guys.  You know how I love a good theme.  Let's get to it!

 This is all the ice we had. :(

 1 oz SoCo

 1 oz Amaretto

 1 oz vodka

 2 oz OJ

 2 oz grenadine
Now, I don't know about you all, but this seems like an asston of grenadine to me.  We'll see how it goes...

 Shake
Hey - what are they up to back there?
 A tall, frosty glass of red deliciousness... and a couple of frisky 'Lets.

Oohhh... it's better than an auburn-haired dominant CEO taking your virginity in his Seattle highrise. ;-)  Well, maybe not better...
It tastes like candy, or a melted popsicle.  I've been cutting back on sugar lately, so it seems SUPER sweet to me.  If I were to make it again, I'd cut back on the grenadine, and maybe the amaretto...?  It tastes good, though.  And it did the job - halfway through (and after a red meat and starchy dinner, mind you), I was tipsy.  Sugar hits hard.

WIN!
Or: our hands are tied up!

Check back on Sunday 5/1 at 11AM PST for the rest of the story... Mwah!

I Have a Lot of Leather-Bound Books...

Hey laaaaaaaaaadies... so, I guess I'm kind of a big deal. 

I won the One Lovely Blog Award from 5 different fantastic blogs:  Rathgasm 101, TwiKiwi, Twilight Junkies Anonymous, Southern Twi Life, and The Inappropriate Crush!  Thanks, everyone!  I feel so loved, even though I hardly ever update this blog anymore!!  So: way to force me into updating. Well-played.  But seriously: thanks!! I love you ladies!

Award Rules

To accept this award one must follow the rules.
1. Thank the person that gave it to you and link it back to their blog.
2. Post 7 random facts about yourself.
3. Pass the award on to 15 other blogs.

OK - so I've thanked y'all (see above), check. 

7 random facts about me (in no particular order):

1 - I was born in Canada and have lifetime dual citizenship (provided I don't join the military in either country).

2 - I could watch true-crime shows all day, every day for at least a week before I burned out on it - flove those shows.  I'm watching one right now.  (Kids of Killers on E!)

3 - I still have my appendix and my tonsils.

4 - I have had 10 adult teeth extracted (including my 4 wisdom teeth).  My mouth is VERY small inside (although big enough for all the necessities, ifyouknowwhatImean).

5 - I have webbed toes on each foot - my second and third toe (next to the big toe) are attached halfway down.  This does not effect the way I walk or my life in general until I wear sandals and people go, "Look at your toes!" as though it had happened spontaneously overnight and I wasn't aware.

6 - I love karaoke - those of you who were in Forks last October probably saw me singing, I sang a bunch.  I LOVE it!

7 - I got promoted last week to Executive Assistant! 
I get my healthcare back and a raise!  This is HUGE for me and TH, and so validating for me, because I finally feel like they do appreciate me a little there.  So: yay!

 Um...

OK, so now comes the hard part, since, like, EVERYONE has won this award by now.  So I'm sure these are all repeats (and please don't feel you have to do this again if you've already done it), but here's my 15:

and, of course, no list of mine would be complete without my bloggy bestie: Take Some E

Phew!  That's 15.  I hope I have some newbies in there - it was too hard to look through everyone's posts to see who else had won - I am SUPER duper late with this. So, congrats winners!  And thanks to those who nominated me!  I love you all hard.

I'm still reorganizing my life and trying to find my balance, but when I come back online for reals, you can bet I'll make a drink for you all.  Something Charlie-Sheen inspired for all this WINNING, duh!  Till then, MWAH!


The Velvet Kiss

Whaaaat? A Thirsty Thursday post? That's crazy talk!

How have you been, thirsty birds? There's a pretty funny story behind the genesis of this post, which is basically that I accidentally bought diet root beer at the grocery store last Friday. First of all, I don't like root beer and neither does TH. Secondly, diet root beer is like carbonated vomit in a can (I don't really like most diet drinks - that saccharin/aspartame flavor tastes like bad breath to me). I meant to buy TH some diet soda, which he loves, and for some reason the store decided to make diet root beer almost exactly the same color combination as diet soda - close enough that I grabbed the wrong one without really looking at it until the girl was running it along the scanner, and by then I owned it. So: let's drink it! Booze makes everything drinkable.

"She bought diet root beer?"
"She says it was an accident."


The 'lets, everyone! Left to right, they are Edlet and T.Edlet for you new followers I have (hi and welcome!!!)
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Now, the second part of this story involves the latest fanfic to have pwned me: The Weight of Words by georgeygirl. This story is so well-written and so absorbing, if you haven't read it, make sure you do. It's All-Human and set at a college, kind of reminiscent of The University of Edward Masen, but the story is totally different. And, the best part, she's continuing it past completion in a different story (The Tongue Set Free), so you don't have to say goodbye to her characters! That's my favorite. So, in honor of that story and my grocery store mishap, I give you: The Velvet Kiss.

So simple, yet it will help rid me of one of six cans of disgusting soda.


1.5 oz Amaretto

Pour the Amaretto over ice in a tall glass and fill with root beer
(you can't see the ice, but it's in there!)

A tall, frosty glass of questionable beverage

It's actually not bad. It tastes like root beer, sure, but the amaretto seems to have offset whatever faux-sweetener they've used, so it just tastes like root beer except it starts to warm you up and give you a buzz pretty quickly, so that's nice. All-in-all, I'd say we have a ...

WIN!!!

So now I have a way to make my diet root beer drinkable! Yay! Although, adding booze probably offsets any benefit from it being diet, but oh well. Tell me, what's your least favorite beverage? Mine's a tie between diet root beer and tomato juice.

Mwah!

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. ~Brendan Francis

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~Ingrid Bergman