The Funniest Twilight Lampooning I've Read

Alright, I'm sending you away for this post. Check this out: http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

It's old, and I can't remember if I found it on a post on Twitarded or if I found it on my own, but either way it's pretty damn funny. If you don't like to laugh at Twilight, you might not like it. Me, I like laughing at anything that's funny, and I think if you can't laugh at yourself and things you love (especially things I love as irrationally as I love Twilight), then what are you going to laugh at?

Let me know what you think. Happy Monday!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Freaking hilarious. I even had to read part of it to my husband.

Black Box said...

Ok, that was funny. I love how Edward made Bella a mix tape but then took it back. LOL

Anonymous said...

thank you for this. you have made my night. :)

Musing Bella said...

Yay! I'm glad you guys liked it. My favorite part: "Three hundred pages after "Oh, you like me too? No way, I thought you hated me!", the plot arrives late to the party, drunk, in a beat-up '53 Chevy pick-up truck." LMAO. I love it.

Twired Jen said...

FML..just commented and blogger deleted. Anyhoo, was laughing at the Trapper Keeper part!

I love stuff that makes fun of Twi. Partly because I tend to agree and yet remain completely obsessed notheless. Hmmm.....

xo J

IamJane said...

I found the one they did on Team Jacob not too long ago and it pretty riotous as well....thick skin is needed to be a Twilight fan!

http://what-jane-says.blogspot.com/2010/04/bwahahaa.html

17foreverlisa said...

Loved it, MB!!! And a big AMEN to this:

Before all that, though, Edward and Bella have another one of their annoying arguments. Vampires, especially Edward because he's so special, are supposed to be super-strong and primal, and Bella wants to have sex with Edward before he turns her into a vampire. Edward thinks it will hurt Bella. Bella says she doesn't care. We skip a couple pages.

Right before they have sex, Meyer remembers that she's writing out her fantasies for an audience now, and so she abruptly pulls a PG-13 "fade-to-black", disappointing any male Twilight fans who were hoping for a closer look at Edward.

Or should that be a big hell NO! Funny thing, is my post mentions something along those lines.

XOXO

Lisa

TongueTwied said...

Just when I was laughing at the 2 things you learn from new moon thinking it could not get any funnier it did!

rosalie like kill bill with vampires! and vamp turf wars! LMAO! with a pic of spike and Angel.

jacob is choosing to be a pedophile! Bizactly!

this was f*cktastic! Okay I can end my blog now because this article addresses everything!

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